I’m really not sure how to feel about this.
In my weird wanderings around the internet I stumbled upon a strange item up for sale.
An item that you almost have to think is a joke. But this, Dear Reader, is no laughing matter.
When it comes to piggyback rides, the serious “kid-questrian” knows the only way to horse around a living room is with…((God, I hate myself for this))…
The Daddy Saddle
Yes, daddy saddles are a real product on the market. But probably more confusing and disturbing is the brand name…
Allow me to introduce you to Pony Up Daddy, the saddle designed for optimum piggy-back ride-age.
With Pony Up Daddy, your kid has a little something extra to hold on to when you’re giving a horsey ride. You know, so your best piggy back ride shirt doesn’t get torn up. But I’m thinking, do we really need a creepy human saddling system to help us imagine being on safari? And holy crap, does it have to be called that?
If you think you need extra accessories to ensure Junior has the best piggy back experience ever, be prepared to pony up (har har har) $34.99. But hey, it’s small price to pay for you kid’s ultimate happiness I guess.
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What do you think? Would you buy one of these daddy saddles? Let me know in the comments. (And don’t forget to share this with your friends).